oh god how fun to be the one, I'm so sad to say

you're nice and all, but you're too tall, I have to go now



It always happens to me, always

they feel attracted to me, shorty

always, they say



if you go, I go with you

if you stay, I'll wait

if you don't know, I consider this a date



I stayed and she waited for me, no chance to get away

I tried to think, another drink, might help me



It always happens to me, always

they feel attracted to me, shorty

always, they say



if you go, I go with you

if you stay, I'll wait

if you don't know, I consider this a date



Stuck in the bar, I couldn't get far, she was still there smiling

"it's not me being tall, it's you, you're small, I like that"



It always happens to me, always

they feel attracted to me, shorty

always, they say



if you go, I go with you

if you stay, I'll wait

if you don't know, I consider this a date